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Up Yours, God!
Sep. 21st, 2006 10:26 amThe whole wide fucking world can fuck off and go to hell today. I've only been awake for an hour and I'm already having the shittiest day ever:
1) I just paid for a new P.A. head that I won on Ebay, even though I can't afford it... Due to a check I bounced earlier in the month, my finances have been dipping into the red lately, and it's a constant struggle to keep my head above water. I thought there would be some extra money when I bid on this thing, and then I won it, and guess what? No extra money, but I'm locked into payment, so I guess I have to bite the bullet on this one.
2) I have an emergency stash of CDs in the utility closet that I've been hanging onto for just such an occasion... According to my calculations, I've got about $30 coming to me from the used record store if I dust these relics off and slap a brand new jewel case on each one... UNFORTUNATELY, when I reached down to pick them up, THE LARGEST SPIDER I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE pounced on my hand and attempted to suck all the life from my body. This soul-devouring arachnoid was as big as my face, maybe even bigger. I shrieked and shook it away and the little bastard scuttled into hiding... And now I'm too frightened to venture back into the utility closet. Those CDs will probably sit there forever, unsold.
3) Frustrated and starving, I decided to walk off my anger and head down to the grocery store for a salad/juice combo meal (I'm trying to melt off this beer gut I've recently accumulated)... As soon as I stepped off the porch, the sky split open and a blast of freezing autumn rain struck me full in the face. I turned around to go back inside and tripped over the top step, spraining my ankle and falling face-down into-- guess what-- A FUCKING SPIDER WEB.
Now I'm trapped in the house, broke, wet, and starving, waiting on this hideous monster to crawl out of the closet and snatch the life from my body. Aren't the meek supposed to inherit the Earth sometime? I'm ready for that shit to happen any day now... Sure would be nice to have a slice of the pie.
1) I just paid for a new P.A. head that I won on Ebay, even though I can't afford it... Due to a check I bounced earlier in the month, my finances have been dipping into the red lately, and it's a constant struggle to keep my head above water. I thought there would be some extra money when I bid on this thing, and then I won it, and guess what? No extra money, but I'm locked into payment, so I guess I have to bite the bullet on this one.
2) I have an emergency stash of CDs in the utility closet that I've been hanging onto for just such an occasion... According to my calculations, I've got about $30 coming to me from the used record store if I dust these relics off and slap a brand new jewel case on each one... UNFORTUNATELY, when I reached down to pick them up, THE LARGEST SPIDER I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE pounced on my hand and attempted to suck all the life from my body. This soul-devouring arachnoid was as big as my face, maybe even bigger. I shrieked and shook it away and the little bastard scuttled into hiding... And now I'm too frightened to venture back into the utility closet. Those CDs will probably sit there forever, unsold.
3) Frustrated and starving, I decided to walk off my anger and head down to the grocery store for a salad/juice combo meal (I'm trying to melt off this beer gut I've recently accumulated)... As soon as I stepped off the porch, the sky split open and a blast of freezing autumn rain struck me full in the face. I turned around to go back inside and tripped over the top step, spraining my ankle and falling face-down into-- guess what-- A FUCKING SPIDER WEB.
Now I'm trapped in the house, broke, wet, and starving, waiting on this hideous monster to crawl out of the closet and snatch the life from my body. Aren't the meek supposed to inherit the Earth sometime? I'm ready for that shit to happen any day now... Sure would be nice to have a slice of the pie.