What about MY NEEDS?

Been trying for more than a month to outpace this dreadful nose-throat-head-brain infection that's been making the rounds... And by "trying to outpace," of course, I mean, "Drinking and smoking dope and staying out too late for several nights on end." Predictably, I've suddenly found myself very ill. Raw throat, pink snot, cruddy eyes, the works. I can't believe I didn't see this coming.

It doesn't help that I've four-walled myself into a tireless work schedule--late nights at the bar, early mornings at the print shop, with just a couple of hours' worth of nap time between shifts. Given a free moment and the proper amount of energy, I could probably conquer this bug via a one-two punch of gym time and marathon sex... But alas, I still have a full 24 hours to go before my holiday weekend officially starts. Someone play me a violin solo, will ya?

I did manage to pick up the new Thomas Pynchon novel today, which warms my black little heart... Ten pages in, and I'm already convinced he's locked for the Nobel. Not that he probably cares one way or another.

My "Christmas Needs" list, for those who are keeping track:

A JUGHEAD HAT:



A BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN TATTOO:



And pretty much ANYTHING on my Amazon Wish List:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/registry.html/104-3111433-8047965?ie=UTF8&type=wishlist&id=3U0A2XWYX46W1

What are you guys waiting for? GET TO IT!