The Fountain Of YOU!

[scary_manilow]

For the summer...

A BOOK:



A MOVIE:



And an ALBUM:



And, if you're lucky, a RED-HOT LOVER TO STRIKE POSES WITH IN THE ALLEYWAY:



If you love me, you'll...

I'm not gonna post too many Chicago pics yet, because secret_malady has a stack of favorites picked out that she wants to share with everyone, and I don't want to swoop down like some kinda fun-stealing vampire and ruin everything.

BUT, here's a teaser, just to tide you over:




Now, then... allow me to draw your attention to the following images:





I'm posting these here merely as a warning to myself. I feel that these pictures, more than anything, carry with them a dire message: CHILL OUT ON THE DRINKING, GILLASPIE! I mean, seriously, it's starting to make you look bad... sunken eyes, puffy skin, and a gigantic booze chin that's threatening to devour the rest of your skull! I mean, seriously, Rob, you've got a face like a Jack O' Lantern in mid-November... The one nobody wants to look at, the one nobody has the heart to throw away.

Lay off the beer for a while, switch to GLAMOUR DRUGS, and learn how to hold a camera. Those low-angle shots are fucking BRUTAL!