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Vagina Power!
Aug. 27th, 2007 10:48 am1. I hope, I hope, I hope that some of my Atlanta friends can answer a few questions for me:
- Just who is Alexyss Taylor, anyway?
- Is her show still on the air?
- Why is her mother holding a rectangle of black plywood in front of her stomach?
- Is an order of shrimp from Long John Silvers REALLY comparable to "a rectum-full of semen"?
- How have we allowed our friendships to progress without any of you telling me about this?
I need answers, or else I may not be able to make it through the rest of the day.
2. Vincent is home. His flabby little cat belly is shaved white, and he's all doped up on narcotics from the pain patch the vet glued to his leg. Turns out the Dragon Tree leaves were too sharp and fibrous for his guts to withstand, and he was suffering from serious inflammation in his small intestine (not to mention a tiny ulcer in his stomach)... Seven hundred dollars later, everything looks like it's going to be just fine.
3. Can I write a love letter to Hard Case Crime? The new fiction they produce is pretty suck-tastic, but the reprints are to die for:
- Just who is Alexyss Taylor, anyway?
- Is her show still on the air?
- Why is her mother holding a rectangle of black plywood in front of her stomach?
- Is an order of shrimp from Long John Silvers REALLY comparable to "a rectum-full of semen"?
- How have we allowed our friendships to progress without any of you telling me about this?
I need answers, or else I may not be able to make it through the rest of the day.
2. Vincent is home. His flabby little cat belly is shaved white, and he's all doped up on narcotics from the pain patch the vet glued to his leg. Turns out the Dragon Tree leaves were too sharp and fibrous for his guts to withstand, and he was suffering from serious inflammation in his small intestine (not to mention a tiny ulcer in his stomach)... Seven hundred dollars later, everything looks like it's going to be just fine.
3. Can I write a love letter to Hard Case Crime? The new fiction they produce is pretty suck-tastic, but the reprints are to die for: