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May. 2nd, 2006 02:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
scary_manilowI just searched KORLA PANDIT on Wikipedia... I'm not ashamed to say that I got a little misty when I read the following words:
"A musician and Mesmerist, famous for his lips, his eyes, his turban with the Smokey Topaz jewel and hypnotic dangling Diamond, his beautifully-inspirational music, and the fact that for all his years on radio and Television, he never spoke a word, gazing dreamily, instead, into the camera and into the hearts and imaginations of millions upon millions of viewers over the years, while performing on the keyboards of an electronic organ and grand piano."
My illness is creeping away, slowly but surely...![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
secret_malady has me on a strict diet of healthy food and vitamin pills, which seems to be dragging me along the road to recovery. My head has stopped spinning, finally, but those damned swollen glands in the back oo my throat just won't seem to BACK DOWN... Had they removed my tonsils when I was little, this wouldn't be happening right now. I missed out on free ice cream and a week home from school just so I could suffer recurring throat infections for the rest of my life. What a sucker I am.
Don't worry: Before you know it, I'll be back on my feet again, drinking and drugging like nobody's business. Then I can get back to work on my ENDLESS LIST OF PROJECTS, which includes the following:
1) A short movie based on a dream Kelly had several months ago. We set up a fake enterprise offering FIBER-OPTIC HAND JOBS to the most qualified applicants. The whole thing is really just a big scam to bilk people out of their money, of course.
2) A ridiculously cliche movie trailer. COMING SOON! The sordid tale of a woman who must SELL HER BODY to keep up with the RISING COSTS of HIGH-FASHION HAIR! I'm not sure how the rest of the plot ties together, but it somehow involves FREAKY BEATNICK SCENESTERS and the REINCARNATED SOUL of an EGYPTIAN PRINCE in the body of an ORANGUTAN.
3) A movie script I was writing that has now become to long and complex to ever be committed to celluloid. I've instead decided to turn it into a comic book, maybe... If I could explain the story in less than two sentences, I'd lay it out for you, but it's just too fucking MASSIVE to post here. All I can say is that it's a detective story along the lines of THE THIN MAN, except more low rent and with much more drinking. Also, there's a self-help mind control cult and an all-you-can-eat buffet called THE PIZZA TROUGH which has biscuits-n-gravy pizza. Delicious.
Don't forget to addthespooklights as your friend, dammit! I hear they've got a real groovy house band over in that neck of the woods... Can you dig it?
"A musician and Mesmerist, famous for his lips, his eyes, his turban with the Smokey Topaz jewel and hypnotic dangling Diamond, his beautifully-inspirational music, and the fact that for all his years on radio and Television, he never spoke a word, gazing dreamily, instead, into the camera and into the hearts and imaginations of millions upon millions of viewers over the years, while performing on the keyboards of an electronic organ and grand piano."
My illness is creeping away, slowly but surely...
secret_malady has me on a strict diet of healthy food and vitamin pills, which seems to be dragging me along the road to recovery. My head has stopped spinning, finally, but those damned swollen glands in the back oo my throat just won't seem to BACK DOWN... Had they removed my tonsils when I was little, this wouldn't be happening right now. I missed out on free ice cream and a week home from school just so I could suffer recurring throat infections for the rest of my life. What a sucker I am.Don't worry: Before you know it, I'll be back on my feet again, drinking and drugging like nobody's business. Then I can get back to work on my ENDLESS LIST OF PROJECTS, which includes the following:
1) A short movie based on a dream Kelly had several months ago. We set up a fake enterprise offering FIBER-OPTIC HAND JOBS to the most qualified applicants. The whole thing is really just a big scam to bilk people out of their money, of course.
2) A ridiculously cliche movie trailer. COMING SOON! The sordid tale of a woman who must SELL HER BODY to keep up with the RISING COSTS of HIGH-FASHION HAIR! I'm not sure how the rest of the plot ties together, but it somehow involves FREAKY BEATNICK SCENESTERS and the REINCARNATED SOUL of an EGYPTIAN PRINCE in the body of an ORANGUTAN.
3) A movie script I was writing that has now become to long and complex to ever be committed to celluloid. I've instead decided to turn it into a comic book, maybe... If I could explain the story in less than two sentences, I'd lay it out for you, but it's just too fucking MASSIVE to post here. All I can say is that it's a detective story along the lines of THE THIN MAN, except more low rent and with much more drinking. Also, there's a self-help mind control cult and an all-you-can-eat buffet called THE PIZZA TROUGH which has biscuits-n-gravy pizza. Delicious.
Don't forget to add
thespooklights as your friend, dammit! I hear they've got a real groovy house band over in that neck of the woods... Can you dig it?